i wanna shower & condition my hair, but my parents’ room is directly down the hall & i know it will wake my dad up & he’ll bitch for ages & be like “WHO THE FUCK SHOWERS AT 11 O’CLOCK AT NIGHT? ARE YOU ON DRUGS, JENNY?! ARE YOU A LESBIAN?!”
i mean..
that’s usually what happens anyway.
Yeah, cleanliness is close to lesbianness.
