March 2012
February 2012
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Merry Leap Day!
bear-in-a-baese-suit:
fuck i love him.
I'm worried about today
We haven’t talked in 72 hours- and that’s ok. I mean, I miss you but I’m not dying or falling over myself. And I am really excited to talk to you this afternoon via skype.
I know that I do love you, and I have a million reasons why, and I moved too fast with you like I do with everyone but that doesn’t change how impeccably worthy you are of my trust.
I am, and will...
Me: Why are you guys so lazy?
Jen: Are you talking about cats?
Me: ... yes.
the worst summer to get kicked out of my program
because they released this class:
Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse: Catastrophes & Human Behavior
SW290 section 731 • 2 credits Instructor: Glenn Stutzky | email | website Topics in social welfare, social policy, service delivery, research, theory, and practice; basic social worker values and concepts
video preview | DRAFT syllabus
Course Description
Zombies are a popular metaphor...
What color eyes does the last person you kissed have?
Hazel
Will you talk to the person you like tonight? no. :(
What color shirt are you wearing? grey
Are you friends with the last person you kissed? yes
What’s something someone can do that makes you melt? Look at me with a hunger in your eyes, show how impressed you are with me, listen to amazing music, be an activist, be sweet to my cat
...
Vacation, Part 1
So I’m in Orlando, have already fucked up doing my telecommute job, and am taking a three day(72 hour) relationship sabbatical so we can, I don’t know, clear our heads.
And like yesterday and a little bit of this morning I was at peace with it, but now I found the most random little thing and it’s freaking me out and I can’t ask about it and I don’t know maybe he is...
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I like how, no matter how fantastic the tits, you always say mine are better.
Why is it now that the doubts creep? I still don’t recognize myself, happy or sad. I wonder where I am.
ummmm
just pissed off my roommate. One more fucking thing I didn’t need.
Defecately
A more dignified way to say “Shit Yeah!” so you don’t sound uneducated in the presence of others.
“Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perhaps like a spot of tea?” “Oh, defecately, that would please me so.
- Urban Dictionary
