December 2011
Jacket, Pocket.: keinenbock: Horny teenage boys,... →
keinenbock:
Horny teenage boys, that’s the stereotype. Horny teenage boys who masturbate into socks and get public erections and will do anything for a good lay. That’s acceptable.
But what about the ladies? What about us wanton, lustful ladies who’d pick a good shag over a fairytale…
Most Likely to Be.
-President of the Existentialist Club
Are White People Racially Oppressed? →
i wanna shower & condition my hair, but my...
goddamnitjenny:
i mean..
that’s usually what happens anyway.
Yeah, cleanliness is close to lesbianness.
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Flame
You might burn the coffee dear, so traditional you still use the stove. Our microwave is perfectly good, but you cite the cancer, the cold, anything to get you back into the past. So traditional.
And you sit down across from me, finally, cupping your hands over the cup, breathing in the steam from the fresh caffeine and heat. You can’t raise your eyes to my face, they stir your drink instead.
I...
I want to be
whatever Identity I can forge
from the bottom of a coffee cup, the sludge
that drudges your lips.
1. What’s your middle name? Clearance.
2. What are you listening to right now? Pigeon- Smart Casual Cavalry
3. What was the last thing you ate? Crab Legs. Like a lord.
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Amanda, from upstairs hahaha
5. Do you drink?
naw
6. Do you smoke?
nope
7. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
the blade… it’s pretty obvious,...
ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
17 days.
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Glass
Without you I am like glass. I quiver in your absence and the right note can shatter me.
I look for messages in the steam on the windows, little notes you might leave behind.
I did my job from your house this time. I called all the right people and showed up on time. Do I impress you?
I love the shape your faces make. Are we merely figurine?
There are more questions than will ever meet...
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A Hot Mess
I have officially lost my internship, which means I’m removed from the program. My roommate is vehemently angry with me, my boyfriend and I are incompatible, and my work is threatening to fire me because I made a giant mistake this week. I have a uti and I’m going to be on a plane to Georgia in 36 hours.
True life. It’s all in flames.
Your ex calls wanting to hangout, what do you say? I’d probably give it a shot, because we had a decent friendship What do you hear right now? A song I wrote for someone Where’s your phone right now? In my lap Do you regret anything you’ve done this year? Yes, a few things Do you think that you will be married within ten years? I hope so Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on...
The Greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved- loved for ourselves or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
-Victor Hugo
“You’ve been assigned an identity since birth. Then you spend the rest of your...”
– Going Bovine, Libba Bray (via aspen-tree)
Paper, What paper? →
1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex? The same as the last person I had sex with. I find sex to be best if it is also shared intellectually (ie discussed)
2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car? Nope 3.Are you stubborn? Yep. 4.If you took a drug test right now, would you pass? Absolutely. 5.Who was the last person to be on a bed with you? See number 1 :) 6.Do you tend to...
flyingupoctaves:
manasto:
A Good Man is Hard...
2011 come and go
1. What did you do in 2011 that you’d never done before? Moved in with a roommate, started masters, went to Athens GA, 2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I probably made some dumshit resolution to be a better person. Failed. No resolutions please. 3. Did anyone close to you give birth? No 4. Did anyone close to you die? No 5. What would you like...
imfamousontumblr:
what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
Problem has been resolved
The issue is he is an idiot. But an idiot who didn’t do anything and should have talked to me sooner, or not at all and just dealt with his doubts. because by the time he talked to me, his doubts had all been erased. He tried to explain the whole fat thing but I just told him he is never allowed to call a girl fat under any conditions. The best he can say is ‘not thin’ or you...