January 2012
38 posts
standing up for myself 2012- I deserve some wooing!
It’s pretty clear all you want to know is the distance from one thigh to the next
I’m weird. So weird.
And I asked a weird question that sounds mean and I hate the internet.
I want to date people in person and I’m really bad at internet and also why did I ask that.
decided
fuck it all, I’m going to do what I’ve always really wanted and just play along.
crush those feelings, and go forward.
flyingupoctaves:
such a terrible day
wish I had friends who were poor so I could talk about my financial problems (spoiler alert: they’re bad, and I might have to withdraw from this term)
and it’s a terrible day
but I have great hair
does anybody want to lend me $6500
…
my dad says he can get me an internship at his work this summer because his boss likes me which would be all like smart...
Today is Penguin Awareness Day. This is a penguin....
itgoesdeeper:
“This has taught me more than I care to know about penguins.”
Here come the feels…
I got dumped like two weeks ago. I had sex with the prick like five days ago. So I’m definitely not ready for anything new.
Enter B- a delightful distraction. He is attractive, interesting, and far away, so nothing can really happen romantically.
We decided to be… beneficial to each other through the internets and maybe in person should the opportunity...
My opinion on physical intimacy in relationships is yes.
A. Why my last relationship ended.
He was phobic or something of needing another person so he got scared and ran.
B. Favourite band.
Muse
C. Who I like and why I like them.
I'm not really interested in relationships right now
D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
I would have to say this past week, emotionally.
E. My best friend.
Jenny
F. My favourite movie.
The Faculty.
G. Sexual orientation.
Sex is a continuum!
H. Do I smoke/drink?
No
I. Have any tattoos or piercings?
No
J. What I want to be when I get older.
Happy.
K. Relationship with my parents.
Freaking Awesome.
L. One of my insecurities.
I don’t deserve happiness...
M. Virgin or not?
No
N. Favourite place to shop at?
Goodwill
O. My eye colour.
Brown.
P. Why I hate school.
Because I got kicked out!
Q. Relationship status as of right now.
In a committed relationship with myself.
R. Favourite song at the moment.
You See Me (Gambino)
S. A random fact about myself.
I can navigate any space in complete darkness, but I can run into stuff in full light
T. Age I get mistaken for.
17 or something
U. Where I want to be right now.
In Georgia with Jen and Amanda
V. Last time I cried.
Yesterday in the Shower.
W. Concerts I’ve been to.
Muse, Matt and Kim, We are Scientists
X. What would you do if (…)?
I would travel I guess
Y. Do you want to go to college.
Nope, got my degree. Done.
Z. How are you?
Surprisingly awesome
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What should I do with my four day weekend?
I am eating the best soup of my existence, and watching limitless which is boring so far. I’ve gotten through an absolutely terrible week. And you know what?
I’m better off.
I’ve made a ton of mistakes, and am goddamned happy to have made them.
This week my dad told me the story of the happy buddhists. It goes like this:
The one buddhist comes to his friends, the other...
“Ten rules for friendly fighting: or how to ensure that conflicts will strengthen...”
– 10 Rules for Friendly Fighting for Couples | Psych Central
I miss you
I’m empty. God, why did you have to leave this way?
Please, god I’m begging God, I’m begging everything in the universe. I need you. I will do anything, just don’t do this to me.
I'm so fucking sick
of your bullshit.
I am never good enough. I’m never going to be good enough.
I miss you so much. I wish this was work. I have nothing. You were all that is left. I love you so much.
Please come back to me. Take your time, but I can’t lose you.
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“Relationships are far more complicated than we could have imagined....”
– 7 Things We’ve Learned About Love Since High School - The Frisky
gublernation:
it’s starting to feel like it might be time to take my Halloween decorations down
Take me, I offer myself
I am my only gift, the only sacrifice
time. I am young and so I must consider
that this will fade with years and beauty
and memories are only wisps in the sand
and I can only offer what I will lose.
So take me, take massive spoonfuls of time
heap onto your plate and consume
all that I have to offer is mine
all that I have to offer
to you.
nanalew:
counciloftrent:
Your Ex-Lover is Dead...
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Doord.
What is something you have always wanted to try sexually? public sex (not exhibitionist, more like public bathroom stall)
What is something you have never done in bed before? well the one above, or in nature, or really outside of the three major rooms. Except that one time :)
What time of day do you like to have sex? like 11 pm- 1 am
What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? The...
Nord.
1. What is your best friend’s name?
Jennifer
2. What are you listening to right now?
Hush Money, Andy Davis
3. Whats your favorite number?
7 : )
4. What was the last thing you ate?
HAHAHA food? There is no food, only try.
5. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Red. Naw, probably blue. Some blue-green shade
6. How is the weather right now?
BRRRR
7. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My dad
8. Do you have a significant other?
Yes, he is incredibly significant
9. Favorite TV show?
Parks and Rec
10. Do you wear contacts?
Nope.
11. Favorite holiday?
Valentines Day or Halloween
12. Month?
Hmmm... I dunno.
13. Have you ever cried for no reason?
Yes
14. What was the last movie you watched?
War Horse!
15. Favorite Day of the Year?
November 9th. What?
16. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
No hahhahaha
17. Hugs or Kisses?
Kisses
18. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate!
19. Favorite movies?
Horror
20. What are you doing right now?
Listening to music, writing in a journal
21. Favorite flower?
Orchid, Lillies, and Lilacs. All white.
22. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
I did for a long time.
23. Have you ever loved someone?
Yes.
24. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
No, hahaha
25. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
Yes. Many of them. Except that I am happily relationshipped.
NERRRRD
1. what did you do in 2011 that you’d never done before?
Have a roomate.
2. did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Not for 2011 that I can remember, but going to bed at a reasonable time was this years.
3. what countries did you visit?
Mexico!
4. what would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011?
Initiative, bravery, courage, patience, discipline
5. what dates from 2011 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
November 5th, 9th, 18th
6. what was your biggest achievement of the year?
Getting in to Grad School, Getting Two Jobs
7. what was your biggest failure?
My internship
8. what was the best thing you bought?
Presents for other people. WhAT?
9. whose behavior merited celebration?
Amy Pohler, Tina Fey
10. whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Police against Occupy
11. where did most of your money go?
clothes
12. what did you get really, really, really excited about?
James. Eeerday
13. what song will always remind you of 2011?
Sexy and I Know it
14. compared to this time last year, are you:
thinner or fatter: thinner
richer or poorer: poorer.
15. what do you wish you’d done more of?
putting forward an honest effort
16. what do you wish you’d done less of?
sleep? actually, no regrets, I just wish I'd done it at appropriate times
17. how will you be spending christmas?
in 2012? Probably with family, per uze
18. did you fall in love in 2011?
Yes
19. how many one-night stands?
None.
20. what was your favourite tv program?
Parks and Rec
21. do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Sort of.
22. what was the best book you read?
American Gods
23. what was your greatest musical discovery?
So many!
24. what did you want and get?
I wanted more time in a day, and I didn't quite get it. I wanted a reason to keep going, and I definitely did.
25. what was your favourite film of this year?
war horse
26. what did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
i turned 22 and had hibachi with my dad
27. what one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Wow, I don't know. I guess not running away from everything but now I understand why I did.
28. how would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2011?
Growing up in Color
29. what kept you sane?
Music, Whiskers, Sleep
30. who did you miss?
My sisters, and the self that wasn't so broken
31. who was the best new person you met?
James. Cara is second though.
32. tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2011?
Get your shit together or just go.
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Happy New Years
I love you all. I’m looking forward to having a much better year, and bringing the good things from 2011 into it. While letting go of all the bad, and dealing with it.
December 2011
96 posts
Jacket, Pocket.: keinenbock: Horny teenage boys,... →
keinenbock:
Horny teenage boys, that’s the stereotype. Horny teenage boys who masturbate into socks and get public erections and will do anything for a good lay. That’s acceptable.
But what about the ladies? What about us wanton, lustful ladies who’d pick a good shag over a fairytale…
Most Likely to Be.
-President of the Existentialist Club
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i wanna shower & condition my hair, but my...
goddamnitjenny:
i mean..
that’s usually what happens anyway.
Yeah, cleanliness is close to lesbianness.
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Flame
You might burn the coffee dear, so traditional you still use the stove. Our microwave is perfectly good, but you cite the cancer, the cold, anything to get you back into the past. So traditional.
And you sit down across from me, finally, cupping your hands over the cup, breathing in the steam from the fresh caffeine and heat. You can’t raise your eyes to my face, they stir your drink instead.
I...
I want to be
whatever Identity I can forge
from the bottom of a coffee cup, the sludge
that drudges your lips.
